Dave Ross

My 4th Vans Sponsorship Tape! 4

My 4th Vans Sponsorship Tape!

Episode 4! I’m going at these people with all the STUPID I can muster. Holy moly, this is dumb.

See the progression:
My Vans Sponsorship Packet
Sponsorship Tape 1
Sponsorship Tape 2
Sponsorship Tape 3

17 February 2012 ·

My 3rd Vans Sponsorship Tape 3

My 3rd Vans Sponsorship Tape

Episode 3, bitches. Here’s the first, and here’s the second.

This is stupid fun. If this works, shoelaces for everyone! (For me.)

If you haven’t seen it, here’s my sponsorship packet: Read!

31 January 2012 ·

My 2nd Vans Sponsorship Tape 2

My 2nd Vans Sponsorship Tape

Episode 2 of this little series. Here’s the first one.

I’m trying to get sponsored by Vans as a comedian. I’ve been saying it’s because I’m dumb, which I am, but I also think it’s a good idea. I perform multiple times every night while wearing shoes. Lots of different people see those shoes every night. Also my pants. This could result in the purchase of Vans pants. PANTS.

I made a WHOLE PACKET about it. Read it here.

I love you.

24 January 2012 ·

Let the Vans Sponsorship (Videos) Begin! 3

Let the Vans Sponsorship (Videos) Begin!

Now begins a dumb video series I made with the help of the good fellas over at Power Violence. I will post these videos once a week until I’m either sponsored by Vans or tired.

This is a real thing, if you didn’t know. I made a packet to be sponsored by Vans as a comedian. It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done: My Vans Sponsorship Packet

20 January 2012 ·

My Vans Sponsorship Packet 47

My Vans Sponsorship Packet

I can’t think of anything more hilarious than being sponsored by Vans as a comedian. And thus, I faxed them a packet, and I will continue to fax them this packet and tweet at them until they realize what a genius I am and what a genius idea this is.

And before I get called a corporate whore or whatever, don’t fret, there’s no way I’d ever skew my material toward Vans-centric topics or toss Vans references into sketches, but the clothes I wear? Oh fuck yeah. I don’t give a shit. Slap a sticker on my face if it means I can say I’m sponsored by a skate company. Step two: Monster Energy Drink.