tonight!  let’s do diss!

feelingstour:

FEELINGS TOUR - HOUSTON - WEDNESDAY, MAY 30TH
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tonight! let’s do diss!

feelingstour:

FEELINGS TOUR - HOUSTON - WEDNESDAY, MAY 30TH

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30 May 2012 ·

feelingstour:

Hey check out Matt having a little party outside Houston.

30 May 2012 ·

Austin!  This is tonight!  Come see us be fucking ridiculous!

feelingstour:

FEELINGS TOUR - AUSTIN - TUESDAY, MAY 29TH
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Austin! This is tonight! Come see us be fucking ridiculous!

feelingstour:

FEELINGS TOUR - AUSTIN - TUESDAY, MAY 29TH

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29 May 2012 ·

May 29. Kyle Kinane.

I CAN’T GO TO THIS AND I’M SAD ABOUT THAT.

holyfuckcomedy:

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29 May 2012 ·

I am scared of/totally okay with polyamory!

God damn, I love this show. It’s so fun. This was recorded live at Meltdown a month or so ago. Our guests were adorable and delightful, and I AM STILL MONOGAMOUS HERE ME ROAR. I’m fine!

Give it a listen. You’ll love it.

Listen: SEX NERD SANDRA #42: GOLD STAR POLYAMORY

25 May 2012 ·

May 22nd. Nick Turner.

FUCKYEAHTONIGHT

holyfuckcomedy:

(Source: holyfuckcomedy.com)

22 May 2012 ·

Sex Nerd Sandra, Present and Future (Today and Friday)

There’s a new episode of The Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast out today, and a live episode on Friday! Listen today and come Friday!

We broke down the science of orgasm and ejaculation to a certain extent this episode, which was fascinating, and near the end of the show, I told a story that I’d nearly forgotten about being on the bottom of a bunk bed in college while my roommate had quite the failure of a sexual experience above me. Really fun episode.

And the Friday show is about Dating Advice! I have none of that, so come learn with me, and watch me lean back with my mouth agape in awe of how people act comfortable around each other.

Listen to the episode: SEX NERD SANDRA #41: ORGASMS FOR EVERYBODY!

Facebook invite for the show: Effective Dating Etiquette with Sex Nerd Sandra!
Buy tickets to the show: NerdMelt Tickets — Sex Nerd Sandra LIVE! 5/18/2012

16 May 2012 ·

I Have FEELINGS.

At the end of the month, I’m going on a week-long tour of the southwest called “FEELINGS. A Comedy Tour.”

It’s Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson and myself, which I’m SO STOKED about, because I love them, and their comedy, and we all have sex. We’re going to Albuquerque, Austin, Houston, San Antonio, and Phoenix. I’ve never done comedy in any of those cities. Fuck. Yes.

These shows are gonna be so fun. For more info, follow this shit right here:
feelingstour.tumblr.com
twitter.com/feelingstour
facebook.com/feelingstour

I also made the flyers. They’re pretty ridiculous.

11 May 2012 ·

WOMEN finally killed itself.

11 May 2012 ·

Christian Gray is my best friend.

I’ve never read 50 Shades of Gray, but it’s taking the country by storm, so you best believe I read the wikipedia page and talked about it! The book is adored by women around the world, and Sandra and I, along with our guest, Mistress Mary, discuss the possible reasons why it’s such a huge success, and why it’s made BDSM so accessible, and whether it sucks or not! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, and we laughed. (Mostly at me.)

Such a good episode. Do give it a listen.

Check it out: SEX NERD SANDRA #40: 50 SHADES OF CRAY-CRAY

10 May 2012 ·

About Me

Hello. I am a stand-up comedian.


I enjoy the following:
· music
· being nice to people
· vehemently angry liberal politics
· Super Mario Bros.

I also enjoy making stuff. If you're interested, please, do click:

Stand-up
Sketch
Podcast
Dumb Stuff
All Stuff

You can find more info about me, including stand-up videos and tour dates and stuff, at davetotheross.com.

Thank you.