My Vans Sponsorship Packet
I can’t think of anything more hilarious than being sponsored by Vans as a comedian. And thus, I faxed them a packet, and I will continue to fax them this packet and tweet at them until they realize what a genius I am and what a genius idea this is.
And before I get called a corporate whore or whatever, don’t fret, there’s no way I’d ever skew my material toward Vans-centric topics or toss Vans references into sketches, but the clothes I wear? Oh fuck yeah. I don’t give a shit. Slap a sticker on my face if it means I can say I’m sponsored by a skate company. Step two: Monster Energy Drink.
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whole thing. Ross had...great set at the Layover last night, funny guy.
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He’s a BUSINESS, man.
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To the fine people...Vans Corporation: Listen Up!
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Please support Dave Ross in his efforts...obtain sponsorship from Vans, so that he
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man. Also, we (as...sit here typing in Manolo’s) further elaborate…) spend
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Give Dave Shoes!
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LOL. Comedian Dave Ross tries...Vans. davetotheross:
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About Me
Hello. I am a stand-up comedian.
I enjoy the following:
· music
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· vehemently angry liberal politics
· Super Mario Bros.
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