May 2012
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29. Kyle Kinane.
I CAN’T GO TO THIS AND I’M SAD ABOUT THAT. holyfuckcomedy:
May 29th
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I am scared of/totally okay with polyamory!
God damn, I love this show. It’s so fun. This was recorded live at Meltdown a month or so ago. Our guests were adorable and delightful, and I AM STILL MONOGAMOUS HERE ME ROAR. I’m fine! Give it a listen. You’ll love it. Listen: SEX NERD SANDRA #42: GOLD STAR POLYAMORY
May 25th
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May 22nd. Nick Turner.
FUCKYEAHTONIGHT holyfuckcomedy:
May 22nd
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Listenum… this is amazing. lindsayames: Your...
May 21st
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May 20th
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Sex Nerd Sandra, Present and Future (Today and...
There’s a new episode of The Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast out today, and a live episode on Friday! Listen today and come Friday! We broke down the science of orgasm and ejaculation to a certain extent this episode, which was fascinating, and near the end of the show, I told a story that I’d nearly forgotten about being on the bottom of a bunk bed in college while my roommate had...
May 16th
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Listenthis song is my motherfucking favorite. ...
May 12th
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I
I got in a “twitter war” with Alex Koll recently, because he took my avatar, and that’s FUCKED UP. He whipped my ass, by the by, with these two animated gifs. Didn’t think the world should go without seeing ‘em. Alex is fucking hilarious, by the way. Buy his album.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Women's Musical Chairs
thanx, doodz! thecomedybureau: If we gave you a hundred guesses as to what happens in this sketch from Women Comedy (Dave Ross, Jake Weisman, and Allen Strickland Williams) just based off the title, you wouldn’t guess correctly and still laugh pretty hard when you watch (despite being tired from all the guessing).
May 12th
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I Have FEELINGS.
At the end of the month, I’m going on a week-long tour of the southwest called “FEELINGS. A Comedy Tour.” It’s Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson and myself, which I’m SO STOKED about, because I love them, and their comedy, and we all have sex. We’re going to Albuquerque, Austin, Houston, San Antonio, and Phoenix. I’ve never done comedy in any of those...
May 11th
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May 11th
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Christian Gray is my best friend.
I’ve never read 50 Shades of Gray, but it’s taking the country by storm, so you best believe I read the wikipedia page and talked about it! The book is adored by women around the world, and Sandra and I, along with our guest, Mistress Mary, discuss the possible reasons why it’s such a huge success, and why it’s made BDSM so accessible, and whether it sucks or not! ...
May 10th
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May 8. Ron Lynch.
FUCKYEAHTOMORROW holyfuckcomedy:
May 7th
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May 7th
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More Sci-Fuck!
This is the last in a string of episodes I’m not in very much, which is quite a relief to me, because I love myself. It’s a GREAT episode, though, and Sandra and I kick it and crack jokes for awhile at the beginning. It was a lot of fun. Listen: SEX NERD SANDRA #39: THE BOX BLUES
May 7th
May 6th
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May 5. DC Pierson and more!
This is tomorrow. Tomorrow will be wonderful. twoheadedbeast: Not only is this lineup amazing, but every single performer is a good friend of ours. This is gonna be fun, y’all. DC Pierson’s on the show, from Derrick and Mystery Team and Community and countless other endeavors, and he’s backed up by an army of LA’s best comedic storytellers. Do join us. There will be good people,...
May 4th
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Emoticons
Jake Weisman is fucking hilarious. jakeweismanyay: :jake - My name is Jake Weisman and I’m a Gemini and I have lots to offer a romantic partner :> - I’m an Aardvark ;M – I’m in love with my neighbor, the silky-haired & mysterious “Sarah” :k – I suffered through a botched tongue-ring procedure :)-80k – I’m pregnant and beautiful and also secretly a man :p> - I’m performing oral sex on...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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New Video Dog (or whatever)
My video blog is dumb. I love my video blog. And it is dumb. Find them all here!
May 1st
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American Idiot: The Professional Sport
After achieving critical acclaim with the American Idiot album, broadway musical, and soon-to-be-released blockbuster film, Green Day has decided to take their pop-punk-and-pony show over ESPN’s way. The Concept Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day, recently stated, “We’ve always loved sports, but they’re too violent and competitive. We wanted to create a sport that had...
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
22 posts
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May 1st. Kumail Nanjiani.
holyfuckcomedy:
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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FUCK SCIENCE.
Read, “Fuck-science.” Sandra’s on a convention tear, so like the last ep, I’m only in the beginning of this one. Sowwy. But it’s an amazing episode! Listen! They talk about fuck math and neckgasms and beaker masturbation! (They do not talk about beaker masturbation.) Check it out: SEX NERD SANDRA #38: SEX NERD SCIENCE!
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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OMG WEDDINGZ
I went to Jessica and Reed’s wedding on Saturday. Really great, laid back wedding, and just a wonderful day, in general. Great food, beautiful ceremony, great people, and real fucking hardcore love. I took a bunch of photos, and then stopped after an hour because the things there tasted really good. Get a loada Brendan McGowan gearin’ up for love. You’ll notice some...
Apr 23rd
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BIG BONING!
Get it? OMG PUNZ. Ain’t no matter what size y’are, it’s time to get down. There’s someone for everyone, and everyone is for someone. I’m not in this episode but for a ten-minute intro, but that was a lot of fun, and Sandra’s interviews are great. Enjoy! Listen: SEX NERD SANDRA #37: BIG, BIG LOVE
Apr 21st
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April 24. Julian McCullough.
HEY HEY, IT’S TUESDAY! (That’s never been a song!) holyfuckcomedy:
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Fuck Rick Santorum.
Jake Weisman and I found a pre-edit copy of Rick Santorum’s campaign manifesto. It has since been redacted, removed, then rewritten, but this is the original. Holy mackerel!
Apr 19th
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I lost my virginity in a tent.
It’s true! I did that. Also, my friend James was involved. And a belt. I told the story of losing my virginity at Kevin McGeehan’s wonderful show, Funny Cuz It’s True, last year, and my set is now on an episode of his podcast of the same name. Please do enjoy. I am ridiculous. Listen: Funny Cuz It’s True Episode 4: First Time
Apr 19th
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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April 17. Dana Gould.
OH FUCK YEAH, TUESDAY. holyfuckcomedy:
Apr 13th
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JESSICA RUIZ IS HILARIOUS.
Jessica Ruiz is a great friend and co-producer, and made her podcasting debut with me on Jeff MacKinnon’s podcast, WOW. AND SHE KILLED IT. Super fun day with two super funny people. We dissected NOW That’s What I Call Music Vol. 8, and thank god Jessica was there, because I literally had never heard any of the R&B songs. I was all about that blink-182 jam, though. And Sum 41....
Apr 13th
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I'm in the Huffington Post today!
On the front page! Of HuffPo Comedy. Down below the fold. LOOK, IT’S AWESOME. Tony Bartolone, who sits up front at every Holy Fuck, interviewed me. It was a lot of fun. Read: Holy F*ck! A Look at Standup Comedy With Dave Ross
Apr 12th
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THE MOST FUN EVER.
Oh hey, guys. This episode of The Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast could be the funniest thing I’ve ever been a part of. TJ Miller is a sweetie and a mensch. We went way off-topic, all the time, but holy moly did we laugh. I love you, and that is true. Listen: SEX NERD SANDRA #35: KISS AND MAKE OUT
Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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April 7. Sean Patton and more!
this lineup is amaze-tarded. twoheadedbeast: This is probably the most excited we’ve been about a lineup yet. Five of our favorite comedic storytellers are on the show: Erin Lampart, touring performer with Mortified Hampton Yount, regular performer at Comedy Bang Bang Leah Kayajanian, voted funniest person in Oklahoma City Justin Ian Daniels, of the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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