Here’s his real site: chrisgarciacomedy.com
And here’s his NEW site: racistcomedian.com
I AM GOING ON TOUR!!! For two months. I cannot wait I cannot wait I cannot WAIT I CANNOT WAIT.
42 cities. (Pretty sure it’s 42. MIGHT BE 41.) In California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, DC, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Colorado, Nevada, and of course California.
Come to a show. I very much think you should come to a show. Let’s have some fun. :)
For specifics on dates and tickets and such, visit davetotheross.com/shows.php.
I love you.
I just guested on my friend Curt Neill’s Untitled Screenplays! If you don’t know Curt or his dumb blog, you will not be disappointed. (It’s good dumb. Like GREAT dumb. Not bad dumb. Like it’s smart but dumb. You get it.)
My story is about my butt.
Guest Submission #24!
This week’s guest submission comes to us from wonderful comedian and friend to all, Dave Ross! It’s about a butt. And I like that.
(If you’d like to submit an Untitled Screenplay of your own, just email it to email@example.com)
I love The Grawlix. I love them so much. Whenever I’ve come through Denver (on the last Friday of a month), they’ve been kind enough to put me on their live show at the Bug Theater, and now they’ve put a bit of mine on their Best-of compilation albums two years in a row.
It’s so cool. It’s the coolest. Both of my tracks are about gay sex I’ve never had.