Spend an evening with Dave Ross tonight.  9pm at the Nerdist Theater at Meltdown Comics.  :)

(THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO WAS JUST A FRIEND AND WE NEVER SPENT AN EVENING TOGETHER AND I DID NOT MEAN TO IMPLY THAT.)

Spend an evening with Dave Ross tonight. 9pm at the Nerdist Theater at Meltdown Comics. :)

(THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO WAS JUST A FRIEND AND WE NEVER SPENT AN EVENING TOGETHER AND I DID NOT MEAN TO IMPLY THAT.)

9 September 2014 ·

I am headlining NerdMelt.

Fuck yeah.

An Evening with Dave Ross.

September 9th at 9pm.

at Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown.
7522 W Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA.

Links: Facebook Event | Buy Tickets

Can’t. Wait.

2 September 2014 ·

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26 August 2014 ·

Holy shit!!!  WHAT!  Let’s do this, Carpinteria.  I love Carpinteria.

Holy shit!!! WHAT! Let’s do this, Carpinteria. I love Carpinteria.

1 August 2014 ·

comedycentral:

Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

this gif is from my Drunk History story.  this qif quotes me.

comedycentral:

Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

this gif is from my Drunk History story. this qif quotes me.

31 July 2014 ·

Drunk History!

I was on it! Drunk History! I was on Drunk History! So stoked. And it came out so well. I was craaaaaaaazy nervous, because I’m NEVER happy with anything I make, much less things I make drunk. This was great, though. A bunch of people have said super nice things to me in the past few days, and thanks to all of you. This is, far and away, the best year of my life. I love you all.

30 July 2014 ·

I’m doing a west coast tour!  With my good friend Barbara Gray.  I can’t wait.  I’ve never done stand-up in most of these places, and I’ve never even BEEN to some.  Canada?!  Uh uh uh whaaaaat?!

I can’t wait. 

More info and tour dates and such at himandhertour.tumblr.com!

I’m doing a west coast tour! With my good friend Barbara Gray. I can’t wait. I’ve never done stand-up in most of these places, and I’ve never even BEEN to some. Canada?! Uh uh uh whaaaaat?!

I can’t wait.

More info and tour dates and such at himandhertour.tumblr.com!

10 July 2014 ·

Dear America, Thank You.

Hello. Dave here. I just got back from a two-month tour. (Or rather, I got back from a two-month tour two weeks ago, and I’ve been resting/sleeping/dead since then.)

I just wanted to say thank you. I haven’t said that yet. Thank you. Thank all of you. Thank you to everyone who came to a show, everyone who booked me, everyone who helped me get booked, everyone who gave me a place to stay, performed with me, let me perform with them, hung out with me, talked to me after shows, and was nice to me. It is SO many people. Thank you.

It was honestly the greatest two months of my life. I want to do it again. Right now. I did every type of show in every type of venue, and every type of stand-up you can imagine. I headlined shows at houses and restaurants and weird bombed-out bars, and I opened for my friends at clubs and rock venues.

It all ended with a headlining show at the Improv here in LA, and also THANK YOU ALL FOR THAT. It was a packed house, and it was probably the best show of my life. I did a lot of great shows on this tour, but this one took the cake and then some. Seriously thank you to everyone who came, and to all my friends who performed on the show (and MURDERED, by the way), and to everyone who’s been a friend to me and supported me in comedy and in also just being my dumb self.

This next part is gonna sound REAL corny, but it’s true. *Ahem.* I love this country. I fucking love this country so much. I LOVE AMERICA. I drove from LA to New York through the South, and then from New York to LA through the Midwest, stopping daily at small towns and big cities alike, and all I feel is an intense love for my country, and for the people in it, and for stand-up fucking comedy.

Thank you to Leon Blanda and John-Michael Bond and Josh Lathe each for coming with me on legs of the tour. That shit saved me. And thanks to Kyle Kinane for taking me along with him on his tour. That shit was so fun.

And there are SO many more people! It would be impossible to post the entire list of great people I met on this tour. Just know that if we met and/or drank and/or talked and/or laughed together out there, you gotta come to LA some time so we can hang the fuck out.

And thanks to Olivia Cathcart and Joe Karg for documenting it! They’re at The Laugh Button, and we did a weekly tour diary together from April until just now. Everything I did and everyone I met and want to thank are in there, so if you’re interested in EVEN MORE BLATHERING from me, please enjoy.

Laugh Button Tour Diaries!
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9

Thanks for reading this. It was important to me to say all of this. I’m sure it reads EPIC-AS-FUCK and I should probably CALM DOWN but I really can’t. I feel great. I feel loved. I feel like I chose the right path. I feel insanely thankful. This is the best year of my life.

I love you.

16 June 2014 ·

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3 June 2014 ·

FOUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT MY PARENTS’ HOUSE #HOLYSHIT #FUCKYEAH #SCOTT #SCOTT #SCOTT #SCOTT

FOUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT MY PARENTS’ HOUSE #HOLYSHIT #FUCKYEAH #SCOTT #SCOTT #SCOTT #SCOTT

1 June 2014 ·

About Me

Hello. I am a stand-up comedian.


I enjoy the following:
· music
· being nice
· vehemently angry liberal politics
· cash money

also these:
davetotheross.com
womencomedy.com
holyfuckcomedy.com
twoheadedbeastshow.com
nerdist.com/podcast/terrified