My 3rd Vans Sponsorship Tape
Episode 3, bitches. Here’s the first, and here’s the second.
This is stupid fun. If this works, shoelaces for everyone! (For me.)
If you haven’t seen it, here’s my sponsorship packet: Read!
WOMEN go HOLLYWOOD
For technical reasons I won’t go into, it was difficult to embed the new WOMEN video here, but please, do click through and enjoy it with your face.
We debuted it at the Walsh Brothers show to thunderous applause from millions. Please, do click through and enjoy it with your face.
I’m supposed to ice my balls soon.
The newest episode of the Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast is about amping up one’s orgasm. It’s just Sandra and me this time, which is always a blast. We get stupid. Or rather, STOOPIT.
But seriously, though, I’m supposed to ice my balls now. Dive in.
This is TOMORROW NIGHT!
8pm at the Little Modern Theater : 6474 Santa Monica Blvd. Los Angeles, 90038.
ONLY 5-BUCKS! FREE PRIZES! GOOD TIMES!
Hosted by Me! And America’s Poolboy Shawn Pearlman! You don’t wanna miss it!
My 2nd Vans Sponsorship Tape
Episode 2 of this little series. Here’s the first one.
I’m trying to get sponsored by Vans as a comedian. I’ve been saying it’s because I’m dumb, which I am, but I also think it’s a good idea. I perform multiple times every night while wearing shoes. Lots of different people see those shoes every night. Also my pants. This could result in the purchase of Vans pants. PANTS.
I made a WHOLE PACKET about it. Read it here.
I love you.
7 Failed Anti-Obama Slogans
We’re all familiar with the “NOBAMA” and “NOPE” graphics, but here are 7 anti-obama advertising campaigns that didn’t really catch on.
And for those who might be suspicious, yes, I made these.
The Green Room with Sean Green! (Also me.)
Sean Green is a good friend and one of my favorite comics in LA. It was an honor to be on his show. And a fucking blast. I honestly think we were talking at double-speed to try to pack everything we wanted to say into an hour.
About Me
Hello. I am a stand-up comedian.
I enjoy the following:
· music
· being nice to people
· vehemently angry liberal politics
· Super Mario Bros.
I also enjoy making stuff. If you're interested, please, do click:
You can find more info about me, including stand-up videos and tour dates and stuff, at davetotheross.com.
Thank you.
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