I was interviewed by Comedy Cake!

10 April 2014 ·

This is Tulsa, and my new friend Josh Lathe, and holy shit the largest representation of me that will ever be created.

This is Tulsa, and my new friend Josh Lathe, and holy shit the largest representation of me that will ever be created.

9 April 2014 ·

"SHE BRINGS ME MEXICAN FOOD FROM SOMBRERO JUST BECAUSE" -MY HEART

"SHE BRINGS ME MEXICAN FOOD FROM SOMBRERO JUST BECAUSE" -MY HEART

5 April 2014 ·

UH JESUS CHRIST DAVE KLOC THANK YOU DAVE KLOC I LOVE YOU DAVE KLOC

UH JESUS CHRIST DAVE KLOC THANK YOU DAVE KLOC I LOVE YOU DAVE KLOC

2 April 2014 ·

Chris Garcia: Racist Comedian

Played a little joke on my ol’ buddy Chris Garcia today. I bought the url racistcomedian and made it his website. I just copied the code from his existing site and fucked with it a little.

Here’s his real site: chrisgarciacomedy.com

And here’s his NEW site: racistcomedian.com

1 April 2014 ·

I have a little cameo in this episode of NerdTerns. And so does EVERYONE.

30 March 2014 ·

TOUR.

I AM GOING ON TOUR!!! For two months. I cannot wait I cannot wait I cannot WAIT I CANNOT WAIT.

42 cities. (Pretty sure it’s 42. MIGHT BE 41.) In California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, DC, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Colorado, Nevada, and of course California.

Come to a show. I very much think you should come to a show. Let’s have some fun. :)

For specifics on dates and tickets and such, visit davetotheross.com/shows.php.

I love you.

24 March 2014 ·

NEW WOMEN SKETCH!!!

DIRECTED BY TODD PHILLIPS.

JK DIRECTED BY PAT.

13 March 2014 ·

I just guested on my friend Curt Neill’s Untitled Screenplays!  If you don’t know Curt or his dumb blog, you will not be disappointed.  (It’s good dumb.  Like GREAT dumb.  Not bad dumb.  Like it’s smart but dumb.  You get it.)

My story is about my butt.

untitledscreenplays:

Guest Submission #24!
This week’s guest submission comes to us from wonderful comedian and friend to all, Dave Ross! It’s about a butt. And I like that.
Be sure to listen to his fantastic podcast Terrified when you get a chance. And check out his sketch group WOMEN for some 100% certified lol’s. 
(If you’d like to submit an Untitled Screenplay of your own, just email it to untscreenplays@gmail.com)

I just guested on my friend Curt Neill’s Untitled Screenplays! If you don’t know Curt or his dumb blog, you will not be disappointed. (It’s good dumb. Like GREAT dumb. Not bad dumb. Like it’s smart but dumb. You get it.)

My story is about my butt.

untitledscreenplays:

Guest Submission #24!

This week’s guest submission comes to us from wonderful comedian and friend to all, Dave Ross! It’s about a butt. And I like that.

Be sure to listen to his fantastic podcast Terrified when you get a chance. And check out his sketch group WOMEN for some 100% certified lol’s. 

(If you’d like to submit an Untitled Screenplay of your own, just email it to untscreenplays@gmail.com)

12 March 2014 ·

Best of the Grawlix.

I love The Grawlix. I love them so much. Whenever I’ve come through Denver (on the last Friday of a month), they’ve been kind enough to put me on their live show at the Bug Theater, and now they’ve put a bit of mine on their Best-of compilation albums two years in a row.

It’s so cool. It’s the coolest. Both of my tracks are about gay sex I’ve never had.

Listen and own for free:
Various Artists Best of the Grawlix 2013
Various Artists Best of the Grawlix 2012

11 March 2014 ·

About Me

Hello. I am a stand-up comedian.


I enjoy the following:
· music
· being nice
· vehemently angry liberal politics
· cash money

also these:
davetotheross.com
womencomedy.com
holyfuckcomedy.com
twoheadedbeastshow.com
nerdist.com/podcast/terrified